Hey!!!?????

Where the f..k are all the f..ks that skate?

BTW, Element does rule, but then again, so does any skateboard that has good pop and isn't made of Chineese crap! (Oh yeah, where are the majority of Element boards made again?)

FFFFFFFFFF..........uuuuuuuuuu..........kkkkkkkkkk'in get off of your arses and logoff. Go skate!!

Sorry, but some days I just feel abrasive! The last time that happened I cleaned my bathroom without using any scrubbies! Wooohoo! Oh yeah, I also found out that blood dries much faster when you don't include water and softscrub!
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Just went out and skated my local spot (Rail + 10 set with crappy take off and landing! Gotta f'in love it!) Darkness is decending upon my being. Every fiber is screaming from being mutilated, snapped and scraped beyond repair. Freedom will soon follow and my soul will be absolved of it's bonds.

I just need another good bashing on a cement cheese grater and my destiny will be fullfilled! Either that or my brain will start leaking out of every orifice in my body (and, for those with sick minds: Yes, that includes my ass!). I'll just have to mop it up again and start over. Oh well, the joys of skating are endless......